Aug 5, 2011
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Teabagging

  1. Me: what's teabagging? I'm scared to goggle.
  2. Marcus: balls to the mouth.
  3. Me: what, IN the mouth?
  4. Marcus: yup
  5. Me: oh. Does it feel good, you think?
  6. Marcus: not as good as some other stuff. There's all kinds of effects you can do.
  7. Me: with the balls?
  8. Marcus: no, with the camera, you nutter.
Jul 28, 2011
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thespitfireemporium:

Save the nuns! They are extremely oppressed and voiceless and clearly need us to save them. I suggest banning wearing habits for their own good. No, of course I haven’t consulted with any nuns before reaching this conclusion, what a strange suggestion!

thespitfireemporium:

Save the nuns! They are extremely oppressed and voiceless and clearly need us to save them. I suggest banning wearing habits for their own good. No, of course I haven’t consulted with any nuns before reaching this conclusion, what a strange suggestion!

(via coleytangerina)

Jul 28, 2011
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coleytangerina:

GPOY

Woooo smart puppy!

coleytangerina:

GPOY

Woooo smart puppy!

Jul 28, 2011
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Places I hate waiting

Trains
Airports
Doctors
Hospitals
McDonalds
Standstill traffic
Hairdressers
Supermarkets

Jul 25, 2011
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How pretty is this polish?

How pretty is this polish?

Jul 25, 2011
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My nail look like they were vomited on by a gay unicorn. I love it.

My nail look like they were vomited on by a gay unicorn. I love it.

Jul 24, 2011
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Why is this up on the notice board outside of my lecture theatre? :(

Why is this up on the notice board outside of my lecture theatre? :(

Jul 20, 2011
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(Source: bruisedlabia, via )

Jul 20, 2011
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splatdevil:

Nawwwwwww, so cute. Can I has one?

I am dressing up my kittens tonight.

splatdevil:

Nawwwwwww, so cute. Can I has one?

I am dressing up my kittens tonight.

Jul 20, 2011
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splatdevil:

I love this, cause it’s true.

splatdevil:

I love this, cause it’s true.

(Source: andrewharlow)

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